Well, apparently I’m doing everything right…

Chocolate, Wine And Tea Improve Brain Performance

ScienceDaily (2008-12-24) — All that chocolate might actually help finish the bumper Christmas crossword over the seasonal period. According to Oxford researchers working with colleagues in Norway, chocolate, wine and tea enhance cognitive performance.

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/12/081223123530.htm#

This water will leave you minty fresh…

ICIO Mint Water

Finally, water that doesn’t leave you thirsty! OK, I’ll admit I know the guys who started this company, but the water really is good. It’s great on a dancefloor and better than drinking plain water and chewing wads of gum to keep the old breath fresh. The bottle is in the shape of a flask. Fits in your back pocket and is fun to hold.

Ask for it! It’s called ICIO Peppermint Water

After the party…

The last shrimp. If no one’s looking, I’ll eat it. But wait, someone else has spotted it and is moving in. Will they be too polite to eat the last one? “Oh, is that the last one? Were you going to have it?” Feign disinterest. “Oh, I guess not…go ahead, you have it.” “No, I couldn’t!” Pause for a nanosecond. Grab it with a slosh through the cocktail sauce. Yum. “Thanks!”